Country Dictionary

shit and split (run away)

dude i just went to a hardware store and did a S & S, they were chaseing me out.

Shit and shower.

Hey, Joe, I'm gonna take an S&S real quick, meet you in an hour. Alright, dude, I guess I'll take an sns too.

Shack and Snuggle; for a girl/boy to stay over at the opposites sex's place, snuggle without any sexual relationship

Gabrielle is a S&S champion

S&S stands for suck and swallow.

"Hey pumba, what are you doing tonight?"
"Well, i have to run an errand for my parents, get something to eat, then maybe see jinan for some S&S"

Abbreviation for Shit & Squash. An act where a large woman defecates on the chest of a partner. Then out of nowhere jumps on to the victims chest. This causes the feces to smear all over the victims torso. Also known as a Flat Stanley.

Rob: “Is that chocolate on your chin?”
Matt: “No! The craziest thing happened last night. I went whale hunting, and this fat bitch shit on my chest... Which I'm into. Then out of nowhere she flops her fat ass right down on me. That shit went everywhere.”
Rob: “Ah yes, the old S&S, classic move from obviously a classy lady.”
Matt: “I know, we’re supposed to go out again tonight.”

Shit and Shower
Often used when coming home from a campout or similar activity where one would feel quite dirty and exhausted.

Guy 1:
Hey you're back from that wilderness retreat! How was it?

Guy 2:
Ugh. It sucked. Rained the whole weekend.

Guy 1: That sucks. How bout I make it up to you and take you out? There's a new bar in town.

Guy 2: Sounds good but I need to S & S first.

Abbreviation for "said sarcastically"

She was right on time (s/s).

Re: Above

That's a great example. (s/s)