Country Dictionary

When your too sick to go to work. You explain you have the suds. Which are little bubbles that come out of your pores.

I have the suds I can't go into work

Sudden Unexplained Death Syndrome

Bill died of SUDS last week. Thank God he was fully vaccinated or it could have been much worse.

Not beers.
bubbles.
stupidpants. B:,
B-U-B-B-L-E-S

but they're lots of bubbles.
they form together.
like superheroes.
and beardhairs.

"suds suds suds suds suds suds"

The nickname given to someone who jacks off with soap. usually sticks with them for life.

"did you hear that trent jacked off with soap in the shower?"
"god damn suds"

No balls in chinese. Used as a replacment for no balls.

That guy has sud.
Wow what a wuss, he has sud.

Studying Under Distraction

On Facebook:

Aaron: Is bored and looking for someone to talk to. Studying is overrated.
Roy: I'd talk with you but I'm against SUD (Studying under distraction).

Another name for beer.

"I was gettin' buzzed on suds out on some back country roads..." -Big & Rich, "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy"


Millie: "Darling, please take this bucket of suds and go warsh the truck."
Ezekiel: "Woman the only suds I'm gonna be dealing with is my next fucking beer that you're gonna get me RIGHT NOW! And while you're at it, make me a sandwich!"