Country Dictionary

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Carey tavern

Carey tavern is The bar in Westfield Indiana that is rachet as fuck and is a meat market for all the men that can’t get laid at a good bar. Carey tavern hosts the worst karaoke in all of Indiana. The DJ likes to creep on young women in hopes of finding someone slightly attractive than their cheating wives. The entire bar smells like a gas station bathroom that you find in the middle of nowhere that is stained with the smell of meth. The local people will tell you it’s the best bar in town.

Hey bro, let’s pick up some Carey tavern strange!

by Barofregret August 06, 2018

tavern shack

A bedroom commonly dedicated to fucking the baddest bitches and hangin with the most gucci homies.

"Yo Dan, wanna go fuck some bitches in the tavern shack?", Said Ty and Ash.

by Dick Pumper January 28, 2014

Tavern Tan

The type of tan that only appears on your face and is the product of a lot of drinking.

That guy loves drinking so much that he has a permanent tavern tan.

by Bobar the Bobarian March 23, 2009

tavern wench

Bar maid

Go get me a drink tavern wench

by pookaniggs June 24, 2014

Texas Tavern

1. A hole in the wall restaraunt in Roanoke, VA AKA the millionaires club. A place to go after a hard days work a or hard nights drinking.

2. An eatery where a meal will cost about $5 for a cheesy western, a bowl with (a bowl of chili with onions), and a drink.

3. Serving 1000 people, 10 at a time

4. We don't cash checks and we don't play with bumblebees

The internet support department went to the Texas Tavern after a day riddled with outages for a cheesy western and a bowl with.

by myowneviltwin August 18, 2009

Dixie Tavern

The best motherfucking party place I have ever been too. Plain and simple. I love Portland.

Dixie Tavern = Party.

by Sammy112585 January 14, 2011

keemstar tavern

A tavern where Keemstar works and records his shitty news videos.

Devil: I wonder where keemstar's tavern is.
Devil 2: There is no keemstar tavern
Devil 1: But On Urban Dictionary it said there was!
Devil 2: Don't believe everything you see.

by Mquwerty November 05, 2016