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Along with R2-D2, quite possibly the only character who was cool in both Episodes I-III and Episodes IV-VI. Thus, one of the only things George Lucas didn't fuck up in the second Star Wars trilogy.
A: Did you see Yoda go berserk in Episode III?
B: Yeah, but did you see what they did to Darth Vader? All the way from badass to emo loser...oh, my poor childhood...
Any act including the combination of a Dwarf (i.e. Diastrophic Dysplasia), a domed topped rubbish bin and a young male with blonde hair is a swap or forest setting.
Any reenactment of Luke Skywalker meeting Yoda on planet Dagobah, as this was the name of the scene "The Yoda" became a game amongst the film crew, the idea was to try and catch suprise someone by doing iIt
Drug Addict
Infamous ketamine addict and serial killer. He was known for running his enemies over in his 2001 Honda Civic, and for stealing other people's ketamine.
Addictions: Ketamine
Location: Yoda's Hut, Jedi Temple
Vehicle: 2001 Honda Civic DX 4-Door Sedan
Weapons: Lightsaber, 2001 Honda Civic DX 4-Door Sedan
A man identified as Yoda has been apprehended for 6 counts of vehicular manslaughter and for possession 5kg of ketamine.
A muppet that flies around with a lightsaber and gets all the hoes.
"Cool Urban Dictionary is!"
-Yoda
"The one who made me Jim Henson was. Why I'm called a muppet that is."
-Yoda
"Kick your ass I will!"
-Yoda
A midget drinks green Kool-Aid. During midget sex, the male wears a glow-in-the-dark condom (his lightsaber) and uses the force to cover them both in vomit.
Don't mess with the dark side. You'll just get The Yoda.