A fork of Rural Dictionary
Better than sex is what bts stands for
"Bts stands for better than sex" "Lies sex is better" "Shut up you virgin ass bitch"
Cake (dessert) that is 'better than sex'. In other words, a really good, preferably chocolate sauce smothered piece of baked goodness.
Thing 1: "Have you ever had better than sex cake?" Thing 2: "What's 'sex cake'?" Thing 1: "No, just better than sex cake." Thing 2: "Wait, what's 'sex cake?'" Thing 1: "No, there isn't sex cake! It's better than 'sex', 'cake'!" Thing 2: "Oh! You mean cake...that's better than sex?" Thing 1: "Yeah...So I'm assuming you've never had it before?" Thing 2: "Had what, sex or cake?"
When something is so damned good it blows your mind, kicking the Hell out of both sex and salt and vinegar chips.
That puff pastry was better than sex and salt and vinegar chips.