A fork of Rural Dictionary
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Hey Mike A, I took the dirt road to chocolate town with that girl from the bar last night.
A no wipe post diarrhea butthole party (wet or dried). May include : Anal, RimJob, Fingering, and Face-sitting.
Even though she had the runs from eating week old warm tuna casserole, she was feelin' it. I decided to give her the ol' Dirt Road Special, and boy was it dirty. I was cleaning the crust out of my foreskin for an hour.
A guy who likes the have sex with other guys.
Hey thilly, Leths go to the local gay bar and try to pick up a THcruptious Dirt Road Romeo.
A girl who wears scrubby clothes, and doesn't take care of herself, but manages to sleep with many guys.
Bob: "Who shows up to a party with no shoes, booty shorts, a scrubby tank top, and nappy ass hair?"
Rob: "A dirt road hooker"
Bob: "Ah, true"
-That filthy bitch likes up the old dirt road.
-Those gay cunts were going for it up the old dirt road.
A deep Southern accent and lexicon that only can only be achieved by living on a dirt road.
"That dauwg'll hundt" said Randy Clay said with a dirt road accent.
Tom told me that he prefers, The Old Dirt Road } when he has sex with his girlfriend.