Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

eskimo

People chosen by the sky to keep the earth awake when the sun is busy under the ocean.

Like Me!! An Inuit in NY selling darkness to blind Gypsy's.

by J D B June 02, 2005

eskimo

half asian people who live in a very cold area of the world.

yo, i saw an eskimo yesterday. he was so chill.

by Pothead. December 17, 2008

eskimo

To rub noses with someone. Used as a display of affection most of the time.

John gave Mary an eskimo in an attempt to look like a sweetiepie even though he's just a big fat pervert.

by Riritsuku July 17, 2010

eskimo

(v)To have hot, promiscicous sex...Normally the act of eskimo-ing consists of at least 5 times in a span of 24 hours. If you can't fulfill that, then you either suck at eskimo-ing or you're clearly not french. or you haven't been with an asian girl.

Man, I just want to eskimo him so badly and drain his balls of semen

by Sexy17 September 26, 2006

Eskimo

Meaning penis or penetration, igloo being the vigina. Eskimo entering the igloo obviously being smexy time!

Male: "Do you like my Eskimo?" Female: "Just shut up an go in my igloo already!" Male: "Sure its a bit chilly out here..." Female: "omfg...."

by BestroChen December 10, 2019

eskimo

When a male dips his flaccid penis (fishing rod) in a woman's gaping mouth (the hole in the pond).

Laura gave Blake the eskimo in the lounge.

by Second_Cummings May 14, 2013

Eskimos

A person that plays scary lego online games and ice fishes. Most commonly named Jack or Sean.

A: Jack and Sean are such eskimos. B: I know! They are always ice fishing A: Sad thing is that they are in denial

by DenialisWrong February 18, 2011