A fork of Rural Dictionary
a nerd, a geek, a young republican, can be a foe or someone annoying. Originating from Clarissa's evil little brother in Clarissa Explains It All, a popular television show from Nickelodeon in the 90's.
A- come to this party tonight!
B- No, I have to work on this paper.
A- Don't be sucha Ferguson!
One of the five ferguson, fergison, furgerson, furguson, fergerson these 5 last names descend from the five lords.
Jeff:Hey did you know that john fergerson is brothers with mark furguson
Bill:No hes not hes a ferguson not fergerson.
Jeff: so that means hes not tom fergisons brother either
Bill:yes
When there is traffic on roadways, but it involves large masses of people standing with their hands up or laying in the street mimicking a crime scene.
Emily: "Why were you late to school today Becky?"
Becky: "Oh I was stuck in Ferguson traffic. A guy stood in front of my car with his hands up for 10 minutes."
Tony Ferguson is a hard ass mother fucker that will kick your ass one second then kiss it the next
If Tony Ferguson had sex and his wife tried to ride him he would hip escape
In East Texas this is the act of calling into work on an excessive basis and suffering no repercussion.
" I'm pulling a Ferguson Monday."