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A shortened version of the male first name Leonard.

So Len, why don't you like to be called Leonard?

Len the type of person that is funny, always cocky and handsome.

He's such an len.

Greatest guy you will ever meet, but you have to get to know him, nickname is King Ding-a-ling.

Not all men can be like lens

Gosh, just the jolliest type of guy you will ever meet. What he lacks in dick size he makes up for in irrelevant hockey knowledge.

Wow Lens is a real puck bunny.

A shortened version of one whose name was formally lennie, has an unnatural fear of midgets and black people and loves to do cannonballs in the snow. A rare breed.

"Hey I think I saw a Len today", "no, that was just a memeber of the KKK"

v. To defecate. To have a bowl movement. n. crap, shit, or other terms describing defecation.

Wow! I got to go take a huge len. I just got the len kicked out of me.

What girls call guys in schools that send out nudes and porn of themselves. Male version of thot.

Girl, don't be with that len. He has given herpes to half the school.