Country Dictionary

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monte

of superior quality.

That girl is sooo monte.

by one pin bun March 09, 2005

Mont

Mont is used in many ways like to describe a itchy patch on your balls or for a annoying cunt that sings and plays terrible music down the mic.

Or Irish kids that fuck people in Wheelie bins and fucks them down the roads.

My ball bag is Monting

Some Mont are throwing eggs at my local homeless man

by Jack aka The Pac aka Mr ToBG February 08, 2017

The Mont

The way locals refer to Fremont, a wild San Francisco Bay Area suburb

I'm from The Mont bruh dont fuck with me

by themontttt510 February 09, 2019

Montes

It means Mountains, Forest, lots of Trees

lets go have a picnic in those montes

by GAMMAG November 02, 2006

Monte

If his last name starts with an H he's so freaking sexy and he gets all the girls and his penis if so fucking humongous

Damn montes so freaking hot
Monte sticked it deep in my pussy

by Imtheone101 April 12, 2018

Monte

A man of great character and depth with the ability to make the sun shine through the darkest clouds. Friendship and integredy run throughhis veins and truth and comfort are the gifts it shares - always and without exception. If you need something to you can count on, you need a Monte.

"Monte helped me lose my depression!"

by A.n.o.n.y.m.o.u.s.l.y. D.o.g. November 06, 2018

monte

a chevrolet monte carlo

i got the monte painted flip flop fukin blue

by sherlock edwards March 05, 2008