Country Dictionary

Tortoise Another name for a ford Taurus. because if there slowness

That taurus is so slow its like a tortoise

sonmeone who always comes late

"im waiting for moe but he is gonna take a year because hes a tortoise"

Tourtoise new title for a pedophile

Tortoise is the new word for pedophile. Because they always beat the hair!

whilst having sex. you slide in really slow and get there (ejaculate) before the Hair(hare).

"my girfriend wanted so much foreplay, that I totally went Tortoise on her."

Band that can play pretty damn good, but sucks too much to put in any vocals.

I downloaded the new Tortoise album 3 weeks before it came out.

Stalker slang for someone who has been successfully intimidated into confining themself to their home, venturing out rarely, like a tortoise sticking their head out of its shell.

My ex-partner is such a tortoise, I wait outside their house for days and never see them until they dash out for groceries. Job done.

the act of sex between older persons and those specifically those who have suffered hip replacements or other movement difficulties. Tortoising can involve the use of a zimmer frame to create the shell in particularly active relationships.

My gran been tortoising her fuck buddy again he is in his 90s!