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yogurt

a thiccque and spumpy substance that ppuffs out of the pen pen after bieng in a sack in a bigimbis for a long time;p

damn thats lots of yogurt

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

Yogurt

To be cultured. Because yogurt is made up of bacteria cultures. To be used instead of cultured.

Jefranda: WOW kristeigh, you’re so yogurt Kristeigh: Thanks, I know I’m very cultured

by Okurrking July 29, 2020

Yogurt

A word expressing something that was made with extreme talent.

What you did there was yogurt bro!

by Ephelioh October 31, 2018

Yogurt

Synonym to idiot, with added emphasis on the quality of being passive or plain. Also, 1) someone who has no input 2) of inferior intelligence 3) is boring 4) non-cooperative

Tony: Yo John you coming to the club tonight? John: ......I don't know man my mom wants me to walk the cat. Tony: Buddy your a fucking YOGURT! - Tony: Hey babe how bout me, you, my malibu ;) Mel: I gotta watch jersey shore tonight, sorry. Tony (to Vito): That girls a fucking yogurt, she decided to watch guidos on t.v. instead of getting with a real one.

by Reaper of the Corn February 13, 2011

Yogurt

Gay/ mad bitch. Pussy shit.

Greg's so yogurt Yogurt ass motherfucker Kid's mad yogurt, lookin' like a motherfucking yoplait dessert delight

by Condor Bro May 31, 2011

yogurt

A. (transitive verb) The act of forcing yourself to do something you don't like with the intention of eventually enjoying it. This especially applies to eating food (e.g. yogurt). B. Some use this term to mean "The act of doing something you don't like" (i.e. "put up with"), though this varies from the original meaning of the term since there is no intention to ever enjoy the action.

<Def. A> I never liked tomatoes, but after yogurting them for a few months, I now like them on my melted cheese sandwiches. Eugena yogurted eating tomatoes. <Def. B> Dating Charlie is ok, so I'll yogurt him until something better comes along.

by Claudatious January 09, 2010

yogurt

a: a tasty soft food with many flavors b: a Singapore chica who loves to say yo

a:I would like a cup of yogurt b:Damn yogurt quit trying to string me along like your puppet

by sprtsgy1989 February 24, 2011