Country Dictionary

my cats name

me: come here theon
theon: no.

Slang for a eunuch

Person1: Look at that guy over there. He has no pp and ballz

Person2: He must be a Theon Greyjoy

When a guy puts his dick in your face and you are angry/ one might bite it off thus making him into a Theon

He pissed me off so bad I theoned him

hottest man alive

omg theone is so hot