A fork of Rural Dictionary
I don't know; or in other words: I do not give a fuck about what you're asking me. Mostly used when you don't want to start a conversation with someone.
1. Mom: "What do you want to eat for dinner, son?" Son: "I don't know, mom." 2. Joe: "How are you doing that?" Billy: "Dude, I don't know." **Real Signification**: 1. Mom: "What do you want to eat for dinner, son?" Son: "Shut up, mom, I'm doing something more interesting than you." 2. Joe: "How are you doing that?" Billy: "Dude, I don't give a damn about you. Get the fuck out."
the foundation of a relationship
what are you lookin at? i don't know! what were you just talkin about? i don't know!
what student's always say when they don't study
Teacher: Billy, what do students always say when they don't study? Billy: I don't know Teacher: That's right!!!
something you can say to ANY QUESTION EVER. this can never fail, especially if you weren't paying any attention to what the dude was saying in the first place
NICK: ayyyy what up, mayne?! ME: i don't know. LISA: where'd you get that haze from? ME: i don't know. AARON: DUDE!!! is that my wife under you??!!?!?!? ME: i don't know. LISA: is that a mexican in your room? ME: i don't know.
A statement of confusion and extreme exaustion. Especially appropriate after staying up all night outside of a Krispy Kreme doughnut shop.
"So, why did you camp out for the grand openning?" "I don't know." "OK, uhh, are you excited to have a Krispy Kreme in Spokane?" "I don't know." "OK, NEXT!"
The inability to give the correct answer, even if there isn't one. And you know no matter what answer you give, it's WRONG!
Boss Man: Mark? Mark: Yes? Boss Man: What's 1+1? Mark: I don't know.