A fork of Rural Dictionary
the day of the week when people, specifically college students go out to drink liquor
A term used for partying on Thursday nights primarily on college campuses. This term also inspired an album of the same name "Thirsty Thursday" by a new funk/rock band called TallBoys. About just such a night, as the album goes on the audience is meant to get more intoxicated.
Hey man you're almost on your 2nd beer, now is the perfect time for us to jam out with TallBoys on this Thirsty Thursday!
The name of a sports bar located in East Stroudsburg.
Jenn: Hey, who's goin to Thirsty Thursdays tonight?
Tari: What's that?
Jenn: Oh wait, that doesn't exist.
Tari: You are so dumb. You are really dumb. Forreal.
More recently redefined as a night of unsavoury desperate behaviour exhibited by single individuals at countless drinking venues around the country, regardless of whether they are Students or not. Intoxicated members of the public plagued by irremediable loneliness develop a natural thirst for attention. Males can often be seen impersonating thirsty hoes and violence can break out amongst them in displays of ritualised agnostic behaviour. Competition can be fierce due to the females being heavily outnumbered by the males. The thirst is real.
Boy1:"Yeah Boyyy its Thirsty Thursday You Coming to Norton's Bar!!?"
Boy2: "Standaaaard! theres gonna be loads of rat out"
Girl1: "Yeah Girlll we're going out tonight right? It's Thursday and i'm thirsty!"
Girl2: "Yeahhh Obvs!! If the RAF's out, my rats out!!"
These days it is a well-known fact that every Thursday is the day you go down to your local dive bar and it has been infested by loud college girls and juice-heads with pink shirts.
Man 1 "Todd, who are all these people?
Man 2 "Thirsty Thursdays man."
Thirsty Thursday’s is where every single human being on earth is aloud to be thirsty for sex.
Dam girl it’s thirsty Thursday, go out and get you some dick!
One of the very few good things about dental school. Where cusps of carabelli go to get their groove thangs on once in a while on a thursday afternoon in the midst of friends, classmates, professors and of course a keg or two.
Poonam and Holly will get crazy at Thirsty Thursdays this month! Byahhh!