A fork of Rural Dictionary
A woman with a small vag, that a stout, strapping young male experiences as a "none shall pass" vagina. No entry here. Well, unless you have a needle dick. "Needle dick, Needle dick"
I followed this fine, thick ass chick back to her pad to play "hide the sausage", but when it came time, The only way to get into the show was with a backstage pass, because she had a tiny dancer.
Somebody who says s/he is gangster, but is, in fact, not. In essence, a wankster. See the word "krisha"
Krisha is a tiny dancer.
In Rhianna's lyrics for "S.O.S." she says: "...and I'm your tiny dancer..." I really think that's what she mean't.
(N.) The ability to get every single person within earshot to sing along to a particular song whenever said song is heard, sung, or hummed. Derived from the Elton John song "Tiny Dancer." Other famous examples include "Bohemian Rhapsody," "Carry On, My Wayward Son," and the Super Mario Bros theme song.
The Tiny Dancer effect is put to use:
Serial killer: Any last words?
*Tiny Dancer starts playing*
Serial killer and victim: Blue jean baby/L.A. lady...
Tiny dancer: When a stripper at an all nude club has a tiny little turd turtle poking out of her butthole while she dances.
OMG. That hot stripper chick totally had a tiny dancer. I thought it was gonna fall in to my vodka and turn it into a strippertini.
Shes a shes a lady i think how the lyrics goes?
there is a tiny dancer watching over me