A fork of Rural Dictionary
A way of politely saying you are going to be going to the lavatory to take a shit. Became popular in Zimbabwe around the turn of the millennia, and has been household saying ever since.
"That meal was amazing, but now I need to send a fax to mugabe."
"Make sure you send a fax to mugabe before we leave because we are not stopping the car on our way down south."
When a woman gives fellatio to a man and her head goes all the way back and thrusts forward in rapid succession
Bob: oh god i had the best head last night
Jim Oh was she Sending some Faxes??
Bob HELL YEAH brofist
Tina Im so proud of my BJ skills I can totally send faxes
Debbie Wow SLUT I wish I could send faxes
Euphemism for taking a poop.
Sorry I am late to the meeting, I had to send a fax to Cleveland and it was several pages long.
verb. To become suddenly taken away from whatever you are doing by the vast need to deposit a particularly tempestuous turd which gives no warning of its presence whatsoever until the very last minute.
Sexy new secretary: "So, do you want to grab a bite to eat?"
You: (face going purple) "Sorry love, I've got to send an urgent fax."
You use it when you wanna go take a shit, but don't want to be so direct, much like "to lay a brick". It's not really used nowadays, given the fact that no one really uses fax anymore, but who cares.
Imagine you're having a conversation of some sort, and you wanna take a shit:
-Please excuse me, I just remembered I have to send a fax.
Take a shit.
Pass faecal matter.
Greg: Hey Gaz you coming or not? Hurry the f*#k up.
Gaz: Yeah mate just wait a minute I gotta send a fax to Canberra.