A fork of Rural Dictionary
A machine or device that has become broken beyond repair. Uncunted should not be used lightly. Many devices can be repaired and should be given a chance at a new life before being declared uncunted.
Hey man, the way that gearbox flew apart leaves it totally uncunted.
The brand new phone is now uncunted after the car backed over it.
When you can't count how many times someone has been a cunt
(person) just screwed me over again, he is 'uncuntable'.
"What do you think of Dallas Winston?"
"Man I sure do love his thick uncunt"