A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fat ass. This person obviously LOVES food and has a good apetite. The original tontoes are Lazzy Laugh and Zims.
Man that nigguuhh eats like a tontoe!
1. Portmanteau meaning gone mad, very mad, formed by the Spanish, ‘tonto’ meaning ‘stupid’, ‘silly’ or ‘dumb’, and the English 'full'. 2. Vladimir Putin
Putin has gone full-tonto. -Defence Secretary of the UK, Ben Wallace
Spitting on an indians bare ass and slapping it hard.
dude i just gave wild coyote a massive tonto cheeks.
To act or have acted in a manner likely to cause people to think you have lost your mind.
When she found that Rick had been dating his ex, it appeared she had gone Tonto and smashed his flat up.
the imaginary dust you sprinkle over someone in order to have your way with them.
I used my tonto dust on her ,and now she's washing my dishes.
The act of sticking two thumbs up an indians ass.
I gave that squaw a chocolate tonto.