Country Dictionary

Poke me.

(thinks) "so the dragon is his constant boner! how do i drag him out into the daylight? I might spend a few days in his cave first and then lure him outside with footballs and coffee. Don't forget to bring a torch and batteries."

British term for penis.

My own mother rejects me, simply for the crime of wanting men's torches in my bum-bum! Good-day!

flaming faggot

ja rule is a sick torch

v. a slang term for a 'flasher', a term for a male, normally heavily overweight, who gets his penis out on a webcam. This genous is also prone to drum-banging and stalking. He is known to often comment on spending time with his 'bestests'. A definite indication of torchism is a delusion of a physical similarity to Daniel Beddingfield.

penis ant-eater shaped appendage commonly found on the torch genous

torch- Originated in the MDV area of the 905 circa 2001, meaning homosexual, flamer.

"Yoooooo.......sick torch

an extreme state of well being after extended periods of marijuana injestion.

stoner #1 man i was so high last night
stoner #2 yeah man we were torched

good pussy

"You hear she got that torch"