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One of the funniest people on the internet. He had Tourettes Syndrome and was constantly wasted but was funny as hell. His videos can be found on youtube by searching "tourettes guy". He sadly passed away in 2007 and will be missed by many, including me. If you think he didn't have Tourettes Syndrome then think again, because he was constantly drunk and if you would check www.tourettesguy.com then you would see that his actions were not like most people who have Tourettes Syndrome
Some of my favorite Tourettes Guy's lines "Oh BOB SAGET!" "I don't give a dead moose's last shit!" "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you in the ass!" "Eat my short dick!"
(noun) An unusual, yet hilarious creature, who stars in a series of YouTube videos made for entertainment. The videos follow Danny, the star, as he engages in everyday activities which include making food, putting away groceries, or playing table pool while suffering from alcoholism and Tourettes Syndrome and avoiding and/or berating his son and ex-wife, Shirlena. He frequently blames his screw-ups, or distractions on Bob Saget. If you plan on meeting Danny, you better make sure that you don't like Head and Shoulders, Colgate Tartar Control nor Blue M&M's. It would also help if you had previously walked a mile in HIS SHIT. And never, EVER, talk shit about Total. The character recently died in a car accident. However, if you should ever meet the star be careful as he may just be as crazy as his former character. Offer him Total or Corn Flakes to ease any possible rage exhibited by him.
Tourettes Guy: "BITCH!.... I love you...." or TG: "Fuck you, kid! You're a dick!" Son: "But dad...!" TG: "You're a faggot!"
Me: I pledge Alligance to Tourettes guy.... Other guy: and Who's the Faggot With the Tuba!?
A hilarious, drunken middle-aged man who has tourettes. Grounds his son for the most ridiculous reasons ever and doesn't give a shit, SHIT, SHIT!!!
"Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small and they don't give a shit!"-Tourettes Guy
1) a youtube bamf named danny who may or may not have tourette's syndrome, but is undeniably hilarious. 2) THAT'S MY ASS!
Kid- Dad there's some white stuff on the floor. Tourette's Guy- THAT'S MY ASS!
A guy named Danny who is known for drinking beer, cussing, being angry, and having tourettes syndrome. You can find him on YouTube.
Tourettes Guy: (affixing an outlet cover on to a wall) Aww yeah, the Macho Man's gonna eat your ass!!! Tourettes Guy is so fucking hilarious!
A man who did not REALLY have tourettes, instead he acted like it for a while, then faked his death to stop having to bring shame on him and his family. He's known to be funny, and spout random things, though it's all a big act. It's another fad that people liked, then it got overboard.
The Tourettes Guy is alive and well.