A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who is on vacation and has little to no knowledege or respect of the people who live there. Cross between tourist and moron
So many tourons visit here during the summer, it’s hilarious to see what they’ll screw up next.
noun: From Fridora-ese. Late 20th century in origin, upstate New York, probably Ticonderoga..
Used by tourist trade to describe bumbling visitors; compound of "tourist" and "moron".
Those tourons asked me if colonial soldiers arrived here by train or in campers.
Her eyes are are like the Milky Way. Her smile lights up the whole room. Her compliments make your day. When she say she loves you heart jumps out of your chest. She is perfect no matter what anybody say and even if they do say she is not perfect she is perfect to me. I love you Alex.
I love Alex Touron
A person of low intelligence who asks the dumbest questions whilst on a tour.
Tour guide: "i had a touron in my group today"
Other person: "Oh really? what did they ask you"
Tour guide: "They asked if the waterfalls can be turned off"
I wonder if those tourons drive 10 MPH down the main street when they are at home?
A tourist that does moronic things
The touron chased a bear into the woods then got attacked