A fork of Rural Dictionary
A massive ladder that you lay down on, waiting for the train to come and run over you and your best friend rejects you because you look ugly as heck.
My friend looks stupid, he said he got ran over by train tracks, but really he just had no beauty.
People with braces that has theirs lined up it looks like a train could run on it. Legend says you can hear 'Thomas the Tank Engine' theme song if you go near them. But it'll be hard to get close to them as they are very insecure.
E.G "Marco you train tracks"
The act of masturbaiting on a railroad while a train is coming in the hopes to finish on the windshield of the train.
Jim: I heard Tommy completed the train track wack yesterday and lost an arm Bob: Small price to pay for such a title
A euphemism for automatic bus guidance that makes a guided bus project sound more impressive than it actually is. (= trackless train)
China recently unveiled the world's first train on virtual train tracks.
The act of masturbating and defecating simultaneously.
"Where did Matt Richardson go?" "Oh, he's laying train tracks in the bathroom!"
Yo Joey, you do not wanna fuck her, she got some Dusty Train Tracks
When you get really mad but you’re in school so you can’t swear
You’re a frickity frack on a train track