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Trekker

A person who appreciates the entertainment value of Star Trek and/or one of its many incarnations and:

1) Understands the difference between reality and the crap on the tube be it 'Star Trek', 'The Simple Life' or 'Jerry Springer'.

2) Does NOT dress up as a ST character for Halloween or any other occassion ( but may wear a Nixon or Clinton mask for giggles and grins when drinking ).

3) Does NOT live in mommies basement. (attic, or crawl-space under the stairs).

4) Has had real, live, in-person sexual relations with another living, breathing human being.

5) Would rather sleep with Elisha Cuthbert than Seven-of-Nine.

Leonard Nimoy is not a trekker.

by jonmiguel May 02, 2006

Trekker

1) A devoted fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation and the subsequent Star Trek series.

2) Does not grok Spock

"John is a trekker."

by Jamieson Scott June 25, 2005

Trekker

what the Trekkie nerds would rather have you call them

Normal person: Hey there, Trekkie nerd!
Trekkie, obviously outraged: Excuse me, Klingon-lover? That's Trekker!
Normal person: Whoa, sorry! Would it hurt for me to say that you've obviously never seen a real vagina before?
Trekkie, sobs: Only Romulan.
Normal person: That's alright, go back to closely examining the 27th frame of the 33rd second of the 17th minute of Episode G-382.

by Alex March 21, 2003

trekker

Someone who is obsessed with Star Trek. A nerd. Hates being called a trekkie because trekkies are more "extreme" with their obsession.

William Shatner thinks trekkers are annoying.

by crazymalicous May 28, 2005

Trekker

someone whoe prefers speaking Klingon to fucking

And this is what a vagina looks like...

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

Trekker

A STNG enthusiast.

Being a trekker, I particularly like the flexibility of Brent Spiner (Data).

by Benjamin Dover May 06, 2003

the trekker

make a hand gesture as seen on star trek. this is another way to finger a girl. two in the pink, two in the stink.

i gave that girl the trekker real good last night

by meaghan trinny July 31, 2006