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the best freakin instrument in the whole band... tubas...are...GODS
i play tuba and i am the best i am a god..... all bow down to the almighty tuba!
a low-brass instrument, a nobler instrument than that of a trombone.
The tuba is an instrument superior to all other instruments.
the last major instrument to be introduced to the modern symphony orchestra; a refinement of all others that preceded it, having a conical bore, large cup mouthpiece, and low, unpiercing mellow sound, unless some of the guys from the tuba section of the marching band at the Univesity of Southern California have a blow on one (or 16). May be upright, with a recording bell (this is a "recording bass," not a "recording tuba"--it replaced string basses on early recordings), helicon, sousaphone, or a silly marching version. I have played them all! (from the latin tuba, meaning trumpet) The proper name for a tuba player is "tubist," which is a shortened form of "tubaist," which is considered archaic. (Ask your local professional tuba player for details.)
Didn't Gene Pokorny play a great tuba solo in Petrouchka tonight?
The tuba is a big mans weapon of music that pales in comparison to other instruments in a marching band.
the most beautiful girl out there with the best personality caring funny smart GOODIE but also a BADDIE the best type and cant forget shes good at flirting that's all I really gotta say just know if you meet her you'll instantly fall in love but don't steal her shes my girl Iloveyou
did you meet tuba shes so beautiful mason is one lucky guy
does it matter....?? lets just say when it vibrates inbetween my legs is turns me on like no human could ever do. its the love of my life. one day i will marry it and we will have tuba/clarke babies together. mmmm tuba sex.
i want to make sweet sweet love to my big brassy tuba.
A very big low brass instrument that is fucked by guys with GIANT dicks; also a instrument that a fat guy named Robbie rules.
The black guys got caught taking turns fucking the tuba during lunch break.