A fork of Rural Dictionary
some one that is record breakingly good looking and sexy that provokes any onlooker to immediatly want to engage in sex.
Good lord look at the boy, he's just sex on two legs!
See people and stampeding herds.
When people mindlessly do something without knowing any reason for doing it, they become like two-legged cattle.
YOU CATCH A TWO LEGGED FISH AT YOUR LOCAL PARK AND THEN BRING IT HOME AND THEN RUBB IT WITH CAR OIL WHILE U SLIP UR FAT MASSIVE COCK IN THE FLOPPERS AND FINS.
SATIRE: YO DEADAUX I JUST FUCKED A TWO LEGGED FISH DEADAUX: DANG JIT YOU WAS BLUCKING A TWO LEGGED FISH
A girl that has tits and an ass that only a goddess would have
Allison is a miracle on two legs.
A sex position so simple that even a virgin can master it!
Don’t be misled by Andr3w’s pornstashe. He can’t even pull off of the two-legged man!
Dave: "Oh man I am so wasted! I was all right about 10 minutes ago, but I guess those last 10 shots must have done me in." Sam: "Shut up bitch. You've been nursing that can of Coors Light all night. And as for that ONE shot you took, you spit half that shit up, you two-beer queer." Dave: "Well, uh, didn't you see me do that 5-minute kegstand? Man I must have had about 20 beers there. I'm such an alcoholic I should start going to meetings." Sam: "You mean the 10-second kegstand on the keg of O'Doul's? Man you drink like a horse with two legs."