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twok

to twok is to steal someting

lets twok his car

by john shireby January 20, 2004

Twok

Literally just a skewer but smaller

"Can I use that Twok? How well done is my beef."

by Solester March 30, 2021

Twokking

The action of twerking and walking at the same time. Mainly done on the side walk of roads, an interpreter would put his or her head down between his legs and start walking and twerking, and the head would be down to see where he or she is going.

Jim: "I hope Miley Cyrus doesn't start twokking too." John "Dear God no. We can only hope"

by Pootispenser June 08, 2014

twok

Idiot who wears sports labels etc., goes round stealing things or claiming to to make him or herself look cool. As a general rule is part of an inbred tribe, usually of a white working class background. Spineless idiot that only attacks in packs, usually only attacking those that are different. Legendary quotes include "Where you callingmy pint a poof", "'Ere, are you a goff" "We don't like people like yuo round 'ere" "Ere, lend us some bus fare, mate"AKA Chav, Scallie, Trendy etc. You know the type. They're the majority that end up working Maccie D's 9-5 in order to feed their children that they had age 12. Often dating (read as screwing) Chip Fat Chibs, the sort of bottom feeding female that chews gum all the time and wears a shell suit caked in cider-vomit.

Check out that twok. Hasn't he had about 20 fag breaks today? Sure has Bob. Better fire him.

by Xanmato October 06, 2004

twok

to twok something is to steal, as in taking without owners consent. Dont you fucking retards know anything?

That fuckin Cunt twoked my car.

by Captain Planet February 24, 2004

twok

A two-pronged meat serving fork

He used a twok and a knife to carve the turkey

by Motang May 02, 2003

twok

Adj. Very strong. Usually used to describe a person but can also describe the alcoholic content of a drink.

"I wouldn't mess with him, he's well twok" "That drink is proper twok"

by Kingjellybean October 03, 2004