A fork of Rural Dictionary
He's. . . . . the Dude, Dude. I mean come on man, he's perfect in every way. Very nice understanding, could get whoever he wants but chooses to stay with one girl. And Loves to kick it with his buddies just chill and DERB it up. haha
Male: Hell ya I wanna kick it with Tyson who doesn't.
Female: Fuck ya I would do anything with Tyson.
Tyson is such a sweetheart, who always has good intentions. He is really good at all sports and is nice to everyone. He’s a bit shy but that doesn’t stop him. He is so cool and can slam dunk backwards.
Who’s that person slam dunking?? Oh...that’s Tyson.
When your so coked out your tongue irregularly droops from your mouth.
I was way too tysoned to buy your beer from the store.
he is a all around great guy he is super loyal to his girl and usually only wants one he makes a great best friend but a even better boyfriend if you have a Tyson in your life and he wants you as his girl you should feel blessed as he would do anything for you as you are his world. He is a great listener to only people that he cares about like his girl and will always be there for you even if he’s not in the same room as you, and would do anything to keep you safe as you are his #1 priority. But watch out Tyson may have a short temper for the stupidest things.
“Tyson’s the best guy in the world I’m so lucky to have him .”
“I know, your so lucky “
A man who is basically god and has sex with megan fox daily and bangs your mom on the side and is hot sexy and brave
Tyson:I hate it when jessica alba calls me when im sleeping with meagan fox!