A fork of Rural Dictionary
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses? Person 2: Yes. Person 1: Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.
The act of urinating while your penis is fully erect, referred to also as Mount St. Urin, Morning wood surprise, or uncorking the yellow.
Dude, I woke up this morning at full mast and unleashed one helluva geyser under pressure