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Vaginus

n; a vagina, when referred to by a younger brother

10 year-old boy to his older sister: "Were you just scratching your VAGINUS?"

by Cherry Goldencarp June 02, 2012

Vaginus Beefus

1. The meaty passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals. 2.one who will secks you up. 3.visits forums quite often even though he hates them.

captain planet is a douchebag.

by vaginusbeefus August 02, 2004

synchronitus vaginus

When a group of women who live together have their periods synchronized.

don't you hate when the tri-delts go all synchronitus vaginus and no ones getting anything?

by Danica J May 10, 2015

vaginus addictus

Vaginus Addictus is a common condition, especially implicated in males aged 14-40+ and females with homosexual tendencies. The disorder is characterized by intense urges for poonani and repetitive thoughts of poonani. Men and women with the condition often engage in risky and even futile behaviors to procure poonani. Patients will often negelect important reponsibilities and daily life activities due to the obsessive thoughts, feelings, and behaviors that are common with the illness.

Jeff has a bad case of Vaginus Addictus. All he wants to do is bang. He dropped out of school and goes out every night to get poonani. We're worries about him, but he's in denial and even says it's good for him.

by thejones3 September 04, 2015

vaginus-maximus

1. The "private area" of a female; specifically the area starting with the VULVA and ending with the uterus. 2. A wimpy individual.

Kiko: Imus in the morning? More like Vaginus-MaxIMUS in the morning! Ha ha ha! Dani: ...

by Kiko February 08, 2004

sychronitus vaginus

When women live together and their periods synch up.

Oh shit it's just sychronitus vaginus.

by Danica J May 10, 2015