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Vanilla Faced

To be bland, generic, not willing to experience adventures not only in the bedroom, but in any situation.

Man, I really wanted to hook up with that one chick, but she's too vanilla faced for me I invited an old friend to the bar, but she wanted to be vanilla faced and stay home

by The Phantom Demon May 21, 2018

Vanilla Face

*Refers to someone with abnormally pale complexion *Refers to someone's complexion when caught by surprise

"That vanilla face is the fastest runner in the state!" "Mark went vanilla face when he saw his crush at the school dance"

by Clark1212815 January 20, 2022

Wat up wit it vanilla face?

a greeting, usually to a white female homie; however can also be shortened to "wat up wit it?" to include all your homies.

Girl: Hey chris! Chris: Wat up wit it vanilla face?

by 5izzlinhot49 October 28, 2010

Vanilla-Faced

When you ejaculate, you rub it on the back of your hand. You then slap someone with the palm of your hand and afterwards you backhand the person in one quick motion. The sperm from the back of your hand will stick on the persons face, thus giving them a "vanilla face."

After pulling out of his girlfriends vagina, Jizzy J busted a fat nut on the back of his hand a vanilla-faced the hell out of her.

by David Alto March 01, 2008

Vanilla face

A white Chinese man who thinks he’s black

What’s poppin vanilla face

by The vanhilla February 19, 2021

Vanilla Face

A racist term typically used against people of European or Caucasian ancestry but could apply to any light skin person such as Middle Easterners or Mestizos. Derived from the spice Vanilla which appears to White or yellow in most forms.

Out of my way vanilla face!

by Beelz3bub July 08, 2021