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an item of clothing that makes others shudder.

sophie was wearing a vest, then the other girls made her eat lunch in the bathroom!

A sleeve-less piece of clothing worn by douche bags, or the bag that all the dicks are stored in

Oh man, today is going to suck... my boss is wearing his vest

The double plural of the word "Vests".

"Y'all got any denim vestes?"

To have been fisted, in an indeterminate orifice, all the way up to the fister's shoulder, and once his/her hand reaches the kidneys, their phalanges must be spread wide.

The name derives from the fact that only a vest can be worn during the act.

Example 1: Hey you! Ten seconds ago you were vested!
Example 2: I'm gonna vest you, boy!

Crochless underwear for the upper torso

Dam did you see Felicia letting it all hang out in those crochless panties pulled over her head calling it a vest

A puffy nylon garment with a zipper which looks really sexy on little girls.

I like Sophia's new nylon vest.

Not being bothered to muster up enough energy to celebrate a friends moment (Engagement, Pregnancy)

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"Omg Lily, I'm getting married!!"
"Huh, that's cool"
"Wow, stop Red Vesting, you obviously don't care"

"Penny!! I'm Pregnant!!"
"Good for you, So have you seen that new movie?"
"Don't change the subject! This is amazing! Stop Red Vesting!!"