A fork of Rural Dictionary
1:A guy who understands a girls feelings more so than her own. He can make anyone laugh and brighten someone's day by the smallest things. He is usually characterized by artistic abilities, being a nerd, and is incredibly smart. A Von is the best guy to talk to because he will listen. Be careful when you meet a Von because he might steal your heart (for girls only).
2:the epitomy of Prince Charming
That guy just drew a master piece while listening to me talk about my feelings, he must be a Von.
Von is the best boyfriend ever. He’s a very fast runner. He’s super cool. He listens to hype music and is so sexy when he raps. He always dresses nice, but he doesn’t need brands. He’s a sexy ass gangsta
Girl 1: “shiiii I wish I was dating Von”
An expression used for something of high quality.
Of regal and noble status.
That classy girl over there is a VON.
A store where their meat department enlarges your penis. They want to put their meat in your mouth
I go to vons because it enlarges my penis.
me: Ew, I don't want a Von as a friend!!
Siobhan: You're stuck with me, pal.