A fork of Rural Dictionary
To hardcore pwn someone. One of the worst types of ownings known.
Holy shit, I just wafflestomped that nub in 1 hit!!!1
Verb. "Waf-ful-stomp" To use a treaded boot to stomp something soft, thus leaving an impression of the boot which looks similar to the imprint left by a waffle iron.
Use: "Did you see Jason wafflestomp his french fries when they served them cold?!"
Shitting in a shower then stomping it down the drain, making it come out the other end of the drain looking like a waffle.
"Dude, I was so tired, it was 2 am, and I had to shit after taking a shower, so i wafflestomped it down the drain.
verb. to get your shirt signed by a band member
Dude, i got my shirt wafflestomped by the guitarist from Big D
the female version of cockblocking
"Kelly kept HANGING AROUND when I was flirting with Mike, she was even jumping into our conversation! Like, hello, quit wafflestomping. You're a third wheel."
To give one a cleaveland steamer and proceed to stomp on it.
"Nothing is worse than cleaning up after a cleveland wafflestomp