Country Dictionary

Someone who is obsessed with walls.

My best friend is a walnut.

A term used to describe an ejaculation so powerful it has the velocity to hit the wall

Guy 1: How was last night?
Guy 2: So good bro, Handy Mandy gave me the walnut of a lifetime

A pair of testicles placed flush against a vertical plane.

I want to ask you one question. If I had some nuts, hanging on the wall, what would I have honey? I said, "Darlin, you'd have some walnuts!"

When a female has a gigantic clitoris, and the hood is massive. The hood covering the clitoris is called a walnut.

"Hey bitch! I saw you shaking that ass the other day, and I could see your walnut through your pants."

People that drive in Waldorf Maryland that constantly rear end drivers while driving on route 301, because of rubber necking at the new restaurant construction.

Look at the walnuts standing in traffic with their hoods crumpled up, once again, causing all the traffic congestion.

(FROM INSIDE OF THAT SAME VEHICLE MINUTES EARLIER)
"Look over there honey, I didn't know we were getting a Chipotle here, WHAM !!!! HORN SOUNDS AND AIRBAG DEPLOYS

Slang for prostrate. The male G spot which when pushed will result in male ejaculation

I blew my load when she thumbed my walnut

swimming term: used for when a male dives off the blocks and his tail end coems down too late, making his nuts hit the water with such force that it makes a smashing sound

guy: Damn man, that was one nasty walnut you did there
other guy: yeah man, I can feel it