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Wanker's Cramp

Noun

A painful stiffening of the muscles of the hand, characteristically caused by excessive amounts of masturbation.

Wanker's Cramp is likely the most pathetic accidental self-inflicted injury of all time, being just slightly above paper cuts from toilet paper, balsa wood splinters, and pressing the button on Bop It too vigorously.

Jim hasn't left the house for almost 5 days. It's only a manner of time before he gets Wanker's Cramp.

by IQuarent July 22, 2014

wanker's cramp

a sharp cramp experianced during mastubation, normaly ocours in the arch of ones foot.

man i had a wank earlier but couldnt finish got a srious case of "wanker's cramp"

by big marty July 29, 2011

Wankers Cramp

A very deadly disease that kills 99.9% of all gay men. Large amounts of masturbation will eventually lead to wankers cramp. Symptoms include: swollen wrists, arm hurting, swollen penis and inability to use your hand.

Guy 1: Where is Fred today?
Guy 2: He went to the hospital
Guy 1: Wankers cramp?

Guy 1: Your gay
Guy 2: You have wankers cramp

by vdragyn May 17, 2010