A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who masterbates while on marijuana
"Man I was a weedwacker last night"
On the contrary, a weedwacker is a person who doesn't approve of the usage of marijuana.
Nancy Reagan is such a weedwacker.
To get really high then jerk off
Alex: hey man want to come over later?
Mikey: Nah man I'm going to go WeedWack later!
While performing oral sex on a female who has excess pubic hair, right before the girl climaxes, you will poke your head up and with your teeth grab and rip as much puibic hair out as possible.
I met this girl and she hasnt shaved down below in weeks!! So I did her a favor and performed a Tuscaloosa weedwacker on her!
During sexual intercourse just prior to ejaculation, the male partner pulls out his appendage and proceeds to whip it around in a weedwacker type motion spraying the ejaculatory fluid around the room.
JIm: how was your night last night chris?
Chris: Damn, I was Candice last night and hit her with the Pittsburgh weedwacker again. She has quite the mess to clean up.
The act of inserting coffee beans into a male's penis hole, and strangling his penis and flailing it in a helicopter motion until it bleeds. Anal, Vaginal, or Oral may be performed afterwards.
"yeah man, last night i got a pretty wild dominican weedwacker. my cum mixed with my dick blood real good."
When you go down on a chick whose on her period and the guy moves his tongue counter clockwise
Dude have you ever performed a bloody weedwacker on a chick?