A fork of Rural Dictionary
Accurate depiction of John's firewall
John's firewall is as strong as a wet noodle
A period of stumbling after a boxer is stunned in a match.
Joe: Oh my, he is having some trouble in there, he can't even stand straight. He's dancing around in that classic wet noodle fashion.
Teddy: Oh yeah Joe, and it's not al dente, it's really really wet noodles.
Person #1: Look at Tyron Swimming in the pool, While were trying to eat KFC.
Person #2: Yeah he's a stupid wet noodle.
A person, who during inter course develops a flaccid penis
(1) if in the process of losing their vigninity - the wet noodle voids the accomplishment- YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN
“Yo, does it count if I got a wet noodle?”
“No Lennon you stupid, wet noodles don’t count”
A wet noodle is taking a hit of weed, followed by a shot of hard liquer and a full beer before exhaling.
- Let's do some wet noodles and get fucked up.
- Fa shizzle, you freak bitch.
when a man (and/or) women's penis cannot get errect, do to the consumption of alcoholic beverage.
The man (and/or) women's "wet noodle" caused him to not "get there" while engaging in common intercourse with they're loved one's.
A wet noodle is your dogs penis after you suck them off
My dog has a wet noodle under that dog foreskin