A fork of Rural Dictionary
v.i.or t. ;to stimulate the male genitals usually by use of the left or right hand according to preference,but may also be achieved by filling a milk bottle with chopped liver and leaving it somewhere warm for several hours before use."whacking off" almost inevitably leads to the ejaculation of the male seminal fluids.These are best caught adroitly in a Kleenex.The use of visual aids is widespread.
WHACKS OFF;"you the kids that been whacking off in mah toolshed over pictures of my wife.." WHACKS OFF;"I whacked a great one off while watching Princess Di's funeral".
To whack off means to beat your meat forcefully.
When I've got morning wood I whack off!
to have sex with Pamela Handerson
I fucked her good last night, Pamela Handerson that is.
being married to your right hand; something that computer nerds can barely get.
I whacked off the other day on my computer and is was all over me.
Can mean one of two things: 1) To stroke a penis, either by masturbation or by doing it for someone else 2) To kill someone in Maphia lingo
For definition 1: "I'm whacking off right now.", "Your sister whacked me off last night." For definition 2: "If I find out Lenny's wearing a wire, you're gonna whack him off.", "I'm going to whack you off if you don't whack off Lenny."