A fork of Rural Dictionary
A generally immature teenage boy who thinks he is everything and a bag of chips. When they do get action they fail because they leave snail trails and fill your mouth with saliva. They are very rude to everyone and often try to be aggressive.
"Urgh, that James is such a whelk-ling"
When one has had too much of a good thing.
I went drinking at midday yesterday.By seven,I was a bag of whelks.
An abbreviation for "you're welcome" (also a mollusc)
"thanks for that!" - thank you for helping
"whelks" - you're welcome
a person or persons known collectively as(whelk racers)who display signs of extreme stupidity. the term can also be used as a put down to call someone slow or boring.
noobs. noobs can often be referred to as whelk racers.