A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mexicans that are predominantly of European Descent usually from Spain, France, Italy, Germany, etc. Most live in the Northern and Western parts of Mexico such as Guadlajara and Monterrey. They are pretty hot looking people and heck Mexico needs more of them. They make up 20-30% of Mexico's population. They even live in the cleaner and richer parts of Mexico.
"Hello Fellow American Tourist!" "No Im a native here to México!" "Perdon pense que eras Americano, there really are alot of White Mexican people up here"
A similar drink to a White Russian (vodka, coffee liqueur and cream) only Horchata is substituted for the cream.
"Hey bartender, pour me a White Mexican".
A Alias for our leader Don Hock while his is on espionage missions in the enemy territory of Aloysius. He is our leader, and he is the living reincarnation of our god, Juan.
Facist: Where is Don Hock? POW/Rape Victim: Um... he's definatly not White Mexican... Facist: Um... O.K. POW/Rape Victim: ...dumbass.... Facist: That will be 1000 but-fucks! POW/ Rape Victim: Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
An Mexican born person of Mexican decendants who looks or is easily mistaken for American or of European decent because of physical appearance.
Dorio has our fathers dark hair and tall frame as well as mothers pale skin and blue eyes, a white mexican.
A rich person of Mexican descent, but with a whiter skin color and therefore more likely to get away with alcohol and drug-related activities, as well as cross-border smuggling. Frequently found at local taco shops created as covers for their drug operations or buying expensive liquor and strobe lights to create the ultimate Snapchat story.
Border Patrol officer 1: "Why didn't you search that car?" Officer 2: "Oh, he's just a white Mexican..."
A hispanice who has white skin but still has hispanic features. Many of them believe that they are white but guess what hon...you aren't! The KKK would kill you just as eaisly as they would kill a darker hispanic. Oh yeah and southern white mexicans would you please stop wearing hollistor, A&F, and American Eagle.
Angel: where is that white mexican maria at? Lana: oh that girl is over there with them white people trying desperately to fit in. She's even starting to forget her native tounge
mexican white, those that still look spanish decent, non oriental eyes. Must have head height twice as long as head width, round eyes, thin lips with a caucasian body structure, typically.If any light complexion mexican has a sibling that is Indian or heavy brown pigmentation, chances are that you are not considered white and may even consider mexican white to have a different view and ethnicity than a light skin mexican.
Mexican whites are in the same race as those of the southern europeans and in the same race name, "caucasian" as those of the rest of the european region, from scandanavia to Armenia and to North Africa.