A fork of Rural Dictionary
Shitty suburban town in Massachusetts that somehow managed to attain a prejudice, inane, and incredibly stuck up populace.
"I would like to thank a majority of the residents from Wilmington, Massachusetts, for making my life boring."
getting a girl knocked up and not paying for child support
1) "Yo, how does Ryan afford that hipster beer when Madison's got a baby on the way?" "Oh. He's got plenty of dough now, since he wilmington'd her ass." 2) "Nope, I'm done doing Wilmingtons. Last time, that girl Shareica was so upset she knifed me in the gut." 3) "I'll just pull a Willy on that bitch."
City in North Carolina that only true gangstas stroll through. Fros are required and timberlands are recommended. We don't eat no vegetables down 'ere, they ain't gangsta enough. (Also known as Wilmy Wonka.)
I just walked through Wilmington and I was knee deep in crack rocks! Person1: Where Latisha from? Person2: ...Wilmington.... Person1: Oh...
A city in North Carolina occupied by hipsters, feminists, and preppy 18 to 20-year-olds with tacky clothes, fake I.D.s and annoying/apathetic personalities. Senior citizens, country folk, military brats, city slickers and trolls are other individuals that personify the vibe of the city. The downtown area and the beaches is the only enjoyable sites of Wilmington; Everything else is a concrete jungle or a constructional eyesore. Many individuals in Wilmington will tell you that Wilmington is the Hollywood of the East Coast, a marketing tactic that shockingly works time and time again...the only movies shot in Wilmington with any cultural relevance are BLUE VELVET and THE CROW. Film students at UNC-Wilmington are full of themselves, and (figuratively speaking) like to jerk each other off. Wilmington is one of those cities that is as plastic as plastic gets. One of the whiter cities you'll ever live in.
Person#1: What was it like living in Wilmington? Person #2: Like being fed prison food: cold and bitter.
Wilmington Massachusetts, The most boring town in the world, about 15 miles outside boston Everyone in the town wishes they could live like the straight up gangstaz who live in neighboring Tewksbury. Theres not a single fun thing to do in the town except cruise on into Tewksbury and get theyr asses kicked by ghetto ass white boyz from the Bury. Wilmington sucks trust me i know,
Wilmington kid; Yo lets go into Tewksbury another Wilmington kid; ok lets go (10 minutes later theyr being transported to Saints medical center)
A town that sits on the infamous Rte. 66 in Illinois, 60 miles South of Chicago and full of DRAMA Queens who love to talk about others behind their back!!
Wilmington has the Gemini Giant located off Rte. 66 "Did you hear about so and so,,,they cheated on their husband" (chances are, that person talking about the other person, cheated too!!)
A school full of slags and fat teachers like mr irlam that will crush your bike because he's gay and oh yeah don't forget about the weird kids
yo did u hear about Wilmington academy its shit