A fork of Rural Dictionary
Term for a country person who's main job in life is to cut firewood to sell in the city or suburban areas. Usually in a beat up four wheel drive truck with high wooden sides to carry extra firewood. After cutting and splitting the wood they "Chuck" it into the back of the truck. If driven by a female, this could be do to the fact that the male has lost his drivers license.
Looks like that woodchuck must be doing pretty good, he got a new woodchuck truck!
Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: Who knows? By the time you see it, you'll already be dead.
A mammal that digs up suburban lawns.
see gopher, marmot, ground hog, ground squirrel, and whistle pig.
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
hick, twit, uneducated fuck without any sense of morality and no grasp on any sort of cultural aspect in their lives. see also redneck
the people on mill street are woodchuck pieces of shit. like crustin
a girl who uses her teeth when giving a blowjob
Cut it out you fucking woodchuck!
a nasty beaver variation that enjoys chucking as much wood as possible to the annoyance of the average wood farmer
Them damn woodchucks be chucking my wood again!
Woodchucks chuck an average distance of 15 feet.
Wood sales are down again; them effing woodchucks be messing with my woodpiles again.
Shirley get my gun. The woodchucks are back.