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Wormhole

A females vagina during the act of giving birth. Vagina resembling a wormhole from another dimension.

I saw my sons head coming out of that wormhole that use to be my wife's vagina!

by Left Over Crack January 20, 2011

Wormhole

A huge gaping vagina that is overflowing with broccoli and family photos. It feeds off dead vampires and has a mind of its own and constantly queefs.

Sandy: Hey Mom, how was your day today?

Mom: Bad, my Wormhole tried to kill everyone at the office by queefing broccoli and your baby pictures.

by GodLovesJesusDontForget August 26, 2009

Wormhole

to suck hard, to sip fastly, to drink fast or hard

"That girl wormholed my penis, great night"

"Nigga, hurry up and wormhole that 40"

"Man, why you wormholing my soda!"

by II Haze September 26, 2009

wormhole

Gate travel via wormhole is one way. A person cannot go through the gate, leave it open, and then step back through it. The gate has to be stopped and then restarted from the opposite planet in order to travel back to the other end. The only thing thing that can travel two ways through the gate are radio waves (which the MALP transmits back to Earth).

The wormhole automatically shuts down after 38 minutes

by Apophis November 29, 2004

Wormholing

When a man pee's unto another's men's urethra with no gap in between.

Did you see Junior do the good ol' wormholing to Jeremy the other night.

by Javitotal90 November 01, 2018

wormhole

A theoretical sexual maneuver based on the scientific application of the wormhole. One’s fist is inserted into either the anus or vagina of another and is pushed deeper and deeper until the hand comes out of the mouth. The fisting of the urethra is also acceptable. A lot easier on dead people.

John wormholed Sally.

by Chris Jones February 01, 2005

Wormholing

The action of defaecating into another persons anus, and then them attempting to defaecate back into the original anus. So named because of the extreme difficulty of, how do you say, "two way communication".

Darren: "Dude, I caught Mike wormholing Katie last night"

Cletus: "Really? how did it go?"

Darren: "It looked like two platypusses mating witha chainsaw"

by JiveWorm March 20, 2011