A fork of Rural Dictionary
The scum of America. Whenever the Yankees lose, they bring up their 27 world series rings, as if that means anything during that game. Yankee fans are most hated by Red Sox and Mets fans, but the fans of the other 27 MLB teams hate them too. They like to start fights with anyone that they think is a Yankee hater. Unlike most fanbases, who usually only boo their own team/players when they fuck up royally, Yankees fans will boo whenever someone fucks up, even if it's just a small fuck up. They are also some of the most uncivilized people on Earth.
example A: Someone with New York license plates and/or anything pro-Yankees on their car parks outside of Fenway Park. The car is usually left alone. The owner of the car walks into Fenway Park all decked out in Yankees gear. He or she is shouted at, booed, and heckled by RedSox fans.
Example B: Someone with Massachusetts license plates and/or anything pro RedSox parks their car outside Yankee Stadium. They will most likely return to find their tires slashed. The owner of the car goes into Yankee Stadium all decked out in RedSox gear. He or she is shouted at, booed, and heckled, and more often than not they are also pelted with anything that can be thrown at them by Yankees fans.
Pompous Jackass who think that they know something about baseball.
See douche bag
Definition; Yankee fan: A person grown in the bustling city of New York and was taught the ways of the yankees. These views of course are completely wrong and should in fact, be banned from the united states as it has been proven that being a yankees fan can lead to the following; Death, serious dissapointment, chronic seizures and nosebleeds, (due to the fact if you punch them they are to weak to cope with the fact someone DOESN'T like them) and paralysis.
Yankee fan
"Hey don't invite the Yankees fans over, they'll eat all the food"
1. A greaseball from the slums of the bronx that wears a wife-beater and claims he is italian despite making his “pasta” with prego or ragu sauce. He claims to be a yankee supporter so he has a chance to identify with the glory and success they have achieved, because he knows he will never achieve self fulfillment by himself. 2. A snobby stock broker who doesnt know what a sac fly is, yet sits behind home plate every game claiming to be a diehard fan yelling slurs at bostonians for simply existing. Takes the entire rivalry way too far, openly supporting dzhokhar tsarnaev for sticking it up to beantown. And finally 3. A random child from anywhere in the world who is a fair weather fan and a bandwagon who wont cheer his local purely because they are losing. He is not popular at school, has pimples, is tubby, weak, unattractive, mentally slow, and wants to feel like a winner so he relies on the success of the yankees to feel good about himself despite the fact hes a closeted homosexual.
Hey thats jimmy hes that fat kid who always gets picked last cause hes a yankees fan
“He looks gross”
Quite possibly may be the biggest reason for the economic success of the New York Yankees. The Yankees fans pride themselves on being "hardcore" and virulently support the "Evil Empire" year after year, wearing the hats and buying the jerseys. The one problem with Yankees fans is the fact that every single gang-banger in the United States supports this "business" of a baseball team by buying their hats or placing them in the back of their Cadillac Escalade/Buick Regal/generic hood ride. One other problem with Yankees fans is that worldwide they are known to be a group of yuppies that honestly get behind a team that always wins because of it's tactics at buying its championships. Generic sounding rappers and DJ's also fit into the sub category of Yankees' followers. When one turns on BET, one sees the same style of video with former-future gangbanger-drug slinger trying to dodge bullets/dance wearing a black/red/white Yankees hat. Completely void of originality is a typical Yankees fan, relying on the "frontrunning" that probably 80% of Yankees fans do.
Yankees Fans wouldn't show up if the Yankees sucked, but that's not going to happen, if $teinbrenner and Ca$hman keep buying their Series for their fellow "Noo Yawkaz"
THE SMARTEST PEOPLE IN AMERICA!! A TRUE YANKEE FAN KNOWS EVERYTHING!!
Look up these other words:smart,rich,cool,andpopular
FRIENDS DON'T LET OTHER FRIENDS BECOME
BASTARD RAT SUX FANS...I MEAN BOSTON RED SOX FANS...JUST SAY NO!!
Look up other words to say no to:DRUGSAND CHICKEN CHOKERSAND BOSTON RED SOX