A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Scots/Scottish insult translating roughly as “Your father is a cosmetics salesman.”
Aw fuck off mate yer da sells Avon
Scottish insult- ''Your dad teaches zumba lessons'' The ultimate scottish insult. When this is said the recipient will proceed to get a gun and just end it all.
'Yer a bawbag'' Fuck up you, ya wee dick! Yer da teaches zumba! *kills self**
Is a Scottish term that translates into “Your dad sells cosmetics
Person: that’s right ya fucking fanny walk away Me: will you shut he fuck up mate? Yer da sells Avon, you fucking pussy
Meaning your mother is your father in turn insinuating your mother is of the male gender.
In an argumentative situation: "Shut it ye bam! Yer ma's yer da!"
Similar to: yer da sells avon Yoshi/Jon a true genius has made a new Scottish-Discord Originated insult. If someone says this to you, lose all hope in life.
Oi ya eejit, yer da sells sandwiches
A Scots/Scottish insult translating roughly as “Your father is a cosmetics salesman.” Avon was a cosmetics company that operates like a pyramid scheme, though it is completely possible to be an Avon lady (or an Avon man in this case) and make a profit the legitimate way without recruiting new members.
Aw fuck off mate yer da sells Avon