A fork of Rural Dictionary
A surefire method to make a joke out of nothing, by taking the last thing someone says to you and prefacing it with "you're a". Best if done repeatedly amongst like-minded folk over a long, long, long period of time.
"I'm going out tonight, but it's just a work thing." "You're a work thing." "That guy who comes coming into my cubicle is barking mad." "You're a barking mad."
The word that most people don't know exists
John: your stupid Ben: *you're. Who's stupid now? you fucking idiot John: *dies*
A pretty fun effing way to talk back to one's mother, no matter what she says. Use with discretion.
Mother: "Are you comfortable enough, sweety?" Unbelievably rebellious teenager: "Are YOU comfortable enough?!" Mother: "He's the devil." Teen: "YOU'RE the devil!" Mother: "I went shopping." Incredible Edible Rebel: "YOU went shopping!!!"
What retards think "your" is spelled, but they're too thick to get it through their skulls.
Too oftenly mistaken for "your." Meaning "you are." Used to describe something about someone, not something someone owns.
Correct example: "You're stupid." Incorrect example: "Your stupid."
You have a chance with that person, you're clearly attractive to them.
Did you see how she looked at you? You're in there, mate.