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A phrase used when patronizing someone of higher respect.

Your store manager says, "I can get the system for you." You reply with, "You would do that," or "You would go get the system."

Something commonly said to someone if they happen to be knowledgeable on something sad, pathetic, or sick.

Brian: Hey Joe, Why do you play computer games all your life? Joe: What the fuck are you talking about? It only takes an average of 4026 hours 43 minutes and 7 seconds to get all the max levels on runescape. Brian: You would know... you would know... Example 2 Conner:There are so many date rape drugs these days People who use them drugs are just sad because they can't get any. James: Um...rohypnol, ketamine, burundanga, and rohibitril are the only ones commonly used. Besides they only knock someone out for a max of 24 hours... so don't talk shit about date rapists. Conner: You would know... you would know...

Used as a dis. Can also be used to tie in another dis like calling someone a fag or a dumbass because of their action.

Dude 1: I went and saw the notebook. Dude 2: Yeah you would go see the notebook you fag. Dude 1: I failed my math test today. Dude 2: Yeah... you would.

A common saying said after anyone says anything anywhere.

I'm going to eat right now. Response: You would say that... I gotta take a piss, hold up. Response: You would say that. I'm going to class. Response: You would say that... You would say that wouldn't you? Response: You would say that.

To confirm that you would have sex with that individual

Example Dale is speaking to Ellis Dale "You knpow Jennifer Aniston?" Elis "Yes" Dale: "You Would like" Ellis: You know phillip Olivier Dale: Yes Ellis:"You would like"

Used when someone is in the act of trying your character and or thinking they could do something To you

Thotiana: I will drag yo ass right out yo lacefront You: BICH I WISH YOU WOULD !

A provoking phrase used toward someone who looks as though he is about to do or say something to aggravate you, but hasn’t yet. Most often, after the person does or says that something, he wishes he hadn’t.

Amy: Oh my God, did just see that look I just got from our boss?? Sarah: No way! Why? Cause you’re wearing those jeans? Amy: YES! Girl, it’s Friday, and these jeans look good. Sarah: Shoot. Amy: I am about to walk right into his office and be all like, “I wish you would say something about these jeans. I WISH YOU WOULD!” Sarah: Shoot.