Country Dictionary

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Your Grandpap a Trap

The strongest insult known to man. Derived from the depths of hell, this is an extremely dangerous phrase.

Carl: your mom gay
Solomon: your aunt a croissant

Jeff: your grandpap a trap

*satan falls to his knees, Jeff starts levitating and chanting in Latin*

by God’s messenger March 17, 2018

Your grandpap a trap

The worst of them all

Jeff: your mom gay
Bob: your dad lesbian

Jeff: your granny tranny

Bob: your grandpap a trap
*mysteriously vanishes*

by Grandpappy March 16, 2018

your grandpap a trap

Worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian, and your granny tranny combined.

person 1: Your mom gay
person 2: Your dad lesbian
person 1: *Kidneys explode*
person 2: Don't make me say it

person 1: Do it
person 2: Your grandpap a trap
*Entire multiverse collapses*

by danktrash March 22, 2018

your grandpap trap

it's what people scream to win in warfare and blow up the entire universe

Carl: i think i'm gonna say it
Will: Don't do it
Carl: Your grandpap trap
universe: *blows up*

by my uncles dick up my ass March 19, 2018