Country Dictionary

The best person to ever lay eyes on, she's even better than mango in the summer and giraffes during winter. She'smine tho you can't steal her.

Person 1 - did you see her, she fine AF Person 2 - yeah, she's probably just YOUR MOM

Who I was doing.

Police: What were you doing last night Suspect: Your mom! *SLAP!* OW! As you can see, not a wise choice unless you are sitting on the other end of an online chat, like me.

1.an insult 2.an answer to any question, 3.my alter-ego on the internet. 4.best type of joke/insult ever. also used for yelling at people on TV when they ask obvious questions.

1. Random person: That bag is ugly. Me: Your mom is ugly. 2. Random person:What is that thing on your face? Me:Your mom. 3. Internet person: Who are you? Me: Your mom. 4. Your mom is so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!

an abstract concept loosely affiliated with notions of the intended audience's maternal figure. normally expressed as an intended slight on said maternal figure. often serves as indication of the end of a conversation.

X: That is one very fat farm animal. Y: You're a fat farm animal. X: I'll show you a fat farm animal. Y: Your mom is a fat farm animal.

Term used when you can't think of anything else to say. Usually funny, although some people find it offenesive. It usually doesn't make any sense.

Bob: What are you doing? Fred: Your mom. Idiotic random guy: SNAAAP! Bob: ...And what do you have to say to that Fred? Fred: Uhhh...YOUR MOM! Bob: What are you doing? Fred: Your mom! *snickers* Bob: Dude, that's getting old. Fred: Oh yeah, so is your mom. Bob: ... Idiotic random guy: OOHHH! YOU'VE JUST BEEN TOLD!! Me: Your mom goes to college.

the only universal comeback. only known rebuff: "what is this obsession you have with my mother?" an interjection, which can be inserted as the noun in every sentence in the english language.

debater one: my opponent is guilty of using a fallicy, therefore... me: YOUR MOMS A FALLICY!!

your mom is the only phrase that answers anything and everything someone might say to you.

ex: A: What's up? B: Your mom's penis A: I went home sick yesterday B: I went home with your mom yesterday A: Pass the salt. B: Pass your mom. A: No! I will not have sex with you! B: Your mom won't have sex with you!